May 2013
30 posts
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BEST ADVICE TO GIVE SKATERS TRYING OUT FOR ROLLER...
WHEN A SKATER COMPLAINS ABOUT THE REFS NOT CALLING...
WHEN IT’S AN OPPOSING SKATER, I’M LIKE:
WHEN IT’S ME:
WHEN #ROLLERDERP HAS OVER 3,000 FOLLOWERS
YAYYYYYYY
HOW I FEEL WHEN SOMEONE BLOCKS MY DERBY WIFE
WHEN THE OPPOSING JAMMER SNEAKS UP ON ME
WHEN A REF GIVES ME THE OUT OF PLAY WARNING
WHEN THE OPPOSING JAMMER IS TRYING TO GET MY POINT
LEARNING FALLS
WHEN MY TEAMMATE IS ALMOST OUT OF PLAY
WHEN WE LOSE THE GAME BUT WIN THE AFTER PARTY
WHEN MY JAMMER IS ABOUT TO CUT TRACK
WHEN I ASK THE PENALTY BOX TIMER HOW MUCH TIME I...
WHEN YOURE FRIENDS WITH A SKATER WHO EVERYONE...
WHEN SOMEONE ASKS WHAT HAPPENED AFTER A REALLY BAD...
WHEN AN OPPOSING BLOCKER LINES UP FOR A HIT BEFORE...
I’M ALL:
WHEN MY TEAMMATE IS FREAKING OUT ABOUT A REF CALL
WHEN AN OPPOSING SKATER FALSE STARTS
WATCHING MY JAMMER GET SENT TO THE PENALTY BOX
WHEN IM EXPLAINING MY PENALTY TO THE TEAM
LEARNING A NEW STRATEGY
WHEN SOMEONE ASKS ME WHAT IT'S LIKE TO JAM
HOW IT FEELS TO GET A NEW PAIR SKATES
HOW IT FEELS TO GO TO YOUR FIRST DERBY TOURNAMENT
DERBY STUFF. EVERYWHERE.
WHEN I TRY TO DO UPPER BODY TRAINING
HAVING TO TAKE ANOTHER RULES TEST BECAUSE WFTDA...
WHEN I TRY TO BLOCK SOMEONE BIGGER THAN ME
WHEN I DONT AGREE WITH THE REFS CALL
WHEN I TRY TO TAKE THE INSIDE LINE
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THE JAMMER THAT GETS LEAD JAMMER OVER BONNIE...
reblog in honor of Bonnie Thunders’ writeup by ESPN. YEAH LeBONBON! YEAH DERBY IN SPORTS NEWS!
April 2013
19 posts
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WHEN THERE ARE TOO MANY SKATERS ON THE TRACK
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HOW I FEEL AFTER ENDURANCE PRACTICES
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WHEN THE OPPOSING TEAM LETS MY TEAM HAVE THE BACK...
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WHEN I GET SENT TO THE BOX AFTER KNOCKING THE...
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WHEN THERE IS DERBY DRAMA BREWIN' ON THE INTERNET
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WHEN YOUR TEAMMATE IS ABOUT TO YELL AT A REF
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WHEN THE OTHER TEAM INTENTIONALLY DESTROYS THE...
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WHEN I GET CALLED ON A CLOCKWISE BLOCK
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WATCHING FOOTAGE OF A BAD JAM
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PRACTICING MY DERBY STANCE
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WHEN I REALIZE I GAVE UP THE INSIDE LINE
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WHEN I RUN OUT OF ENERGY WHILE JAMMING
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WHEN NON DERBY PEOPLE ASK IF TRAINING FOR DERBY IS...
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WHEN I TRY TO STOP AFTER GETTING HIT OUT OF BOUNDS
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WHEN I WHIFF ON A HUGE HIT
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WHEN MY TEAMMATES ARE LAUGHING ABOUT SOMETHING...
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WHEN A TEAM USES PASSIVE OFFENSE DURING A POWER...
THE PACK IS LIKE:
BUT THE JAMMER IS ALL:
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WHEN YOU MESS AN ENTIRE JAM UP
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WHAT I WANT TO DO WITH THAT SKATER SAVING SPACE...
March 2013
58 posts
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HOW IT FEELS TO WIN AN OFFICIAL REVIEW